Cranford Committee Meeting: One Man Sings Lizzo While Dressed As A Bong, Next Speaker Arrested After Singing Morrissey
10 Jul 2026 · Stereogum
Picture this: A man in a purple bong suit named Bongholeo approaches the podium at a town hall meeting. He is not alone. He's holding a crying baby doll named Bonholita, who is dressed as a red bong. Are you dreaming? No, you're just in New Jersey at the Township of Cranford Municipal Building on Tuesday, July 7. The post Cranford Committee Meeting: One Man Sings Lizzo While Dressed As A Bong, Nex…
