Look, we've all been there with a song choice that didn't quite land, but getting absolutely schooled at Eurovision with just one point is something else entirely. The fact that Parliament is now getting involved tells you this has become a proper national moment of mild embarrassment. For Cledvibes Radio listeners who care about British music and how it's represented on the world stage, this inquiry could actually matter. Fingers crossed whoever gets grilled about the selection process learns that sometimes the boldest artistic choices still need to connect with an actual audience.